Friday, 2:00 PM. Stu is making dinner for everybody. You have a backpack, a terrible idea, and until 7:21 to pull it off.

Get the supplies: plastic wrap, water balloons, the cushion. Pull three pranks on Stu: his Camry, his office window, his chair. Then get back to Tali’s table at Hillel before candles.

Two kollel rabbis work 21st Street. Three conversations with them and your Friday ends at their table instead. Duck behind something, say hi to the frog, or talk your way out.

Facebook added News Feed on Tuesday. Someone is going to take a picture.